Funny Definitions

As a teacher, I have read many funny definitions and answers in the answer sheets of students in exams. But this list of definitions which came through an SMS is really interesting and thought-provoking

Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give u sleeping pills

Life Insurance : A contract that keeps u poor all ur life so that u can die rich

Marriage : A contract in which a boy loses his bachelor's degree n girl gets her master's degree

Executive : A Person who go goes from his air-conditioned office in an air-conditioned car to an air-conditioned gym to sweat out

College : A place where the lessons are copied from the notes of the teacher to the notes of the student neither entering the teacher's head nor the student' s head